Juvenile pensioners
"I once proposed a solution somewhat tongue in cheek to the problem of pensions: turn retirement upside down ... people would be supported by society up to the age of 30. During that period they would...
View ArticleBy: litleozy
ah ha! now you are all old we'll support the young! nothing can go wrong with this!
View ArticleBy: Jimbob
As someone about to turn 30, they had better not ever fucking try this shit.
View ArticleBy: hermitosis
Yeah, I can totally see a bunch of spoiled, navelgazing 30-year-olds totally springing out of their beanbag chairs to "work until they drop."
View ArticleBy: Solomon
What happens to their young after the age of 30? DO they just get left by side of the motorway or something?
View ArticleBy: dortmunder
It would be like Logan's Run in reverse. Instead of trying to stay alive, people would off themselves as their 30th birthday approached.
View ArticleBy: Jimbob
What happens to their young after the age of 30? Well assuming everyone starts breeding when they're 15 or so, they'll have some possibly self-sufficient teenagers by the time they have to go work......
View ArticleBy: Balisong
Seems perfectly logical to me. As it is, I'm going to have to work until I die without ever getting the good life of retirement.
View ArticleBy: litleozy
What happens to their young after the age of 30? DO they just get left by side of the motorway or something? I think if all goes as planned they end up as something useful. Like a politian.
View ArticleBy: longbaugh
"Watching the troops of the 18th Light Octogenarians drill I was impressed by the crisp snap as they stood to attention. It was only after a moment that I realised it was the sound of hips cracking...
View ArticleBy: burnmp3s
Yeah, I can totally see a bunch of spoiled, navelgazing 30-year-olds totally springing out of their beanbag chairs to "work until they drop." Well, considering a lot of kids don't have to go and get a...
View ArticleBy: The Straightener
I wholeheartedly support any initiative that puts a bunch of babyboomer dicks into labor camps so I can fart around Europe smoking hash.
View ArticleBy: MuffinMan
I must have missed the bit in the Benjamin Button film where he expounded his theory on how to cure the pensions crisis? Was it before or after he started knobbing Cate Blanchett, out of interest?
View ArticleBy: Skeptic
Well, in Germany the average age of graduation from university is 28.8, so they've arguably got the best of both worlds. Of course, one of the reasons why (male) students graduate so old is that they...
View ArticleBy: beelzbubba
I proposed this to my father-in-law 33 years ago when I first started working for him. As I was about to marry his daughter, he was not entirely amused. I always thought it would be a great idea, but...
View ArticleBy: No Robots
This is pretty much how I've lived. I stayed in university until I was over 30, and I do plan to work until I drop. There are plenty of opportunities for older, less financially needy workers.
View ArticleBy: Brodiggitty
People would be ARE supported by society THEIR PARENTS up to the age of 30. At least, that's the trend I've noticed...
View ArticleBy: Potomac Avenue
can we change this to 35? i just found my aritistic calling--Tiny Sculptures Made of Dried Food!
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